I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
