: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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