hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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