Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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