I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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