I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
