Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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