So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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