Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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