Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
