ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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