Have you finally orgasmed yet?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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