O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
So. Much. Porn.
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