There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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