Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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