If i come over, it means nothing
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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