I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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