butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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