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hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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