what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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