I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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