Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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