Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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