hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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