She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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I need you to use more vowels.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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