Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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