i just had sex bonerless
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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