I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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