So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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