I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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