I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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