i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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