Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I intend to get homeless drunk
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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