when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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