my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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