addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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