i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
