I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I will pee on everything he values.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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