just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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