If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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