Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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