just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
