i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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