She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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