Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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