can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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