I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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