Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My ass is underappreciated
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
