IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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