I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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