I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I touched a dick in church today
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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